B-B-B-B-B-B-BUSYBUSYBUSY.

SATURDAYYYY: get up at 4:30 and go to the London Expo YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

SUNDAYYYY: gay pride in city centre and survival sunday AND MOST IMPORTANTLY last steve claridge show of the season NOOOOOOOOOOO :(

MONDAYYYY: no work (YAY) and PATRICK WOLF OMFGFGFGFGFGFG

TUESDAY - THURSDAY: GEEKERY

FRIDAYYYY: wedding ew omfg ew Aldrige too close to Walsall for my liking. ew.


yes to me this is a busy week XD

Oh what an neglected LJ.

This is what happened this week:

Last night I created about 62 pages of calculations all to do with *number / 12 / 4 / 7*, *if i saved this, this is the result after this amount of time*, predicting the time of destruction and the such. (a + b) + c = a + (b + c) (a * b) * c = a * (b * c)a(b + c) = ab + aca - b = a + (-b) I love the mathematics of chaos.

I discovered that psychologically 62 is my favourite number, since its the first number i always think of in 9/10 of situations that requires numbers. I had to google how to spell psychologically. My english is still like a 13 year old "too ghetto for netto" chav at a cosplay convention - confused and out of place.

Yo Majesty are fucking with my head. In the beginning it was Shunda and Jwl and Shon, then it became Shunda and Jwl, Jwl got sent to prison, I think shes out now but now the lineup is Jwl and Shon. WTF IS HAPPENING.

I changed all the lightbulbs in my house and managed to install a system to save at least 2.5 litres of water everytime lots of litres is used (eg shower, toilet, taps)

I think i have an autisticdar. I predicted 7 weeks ago that a character in a tv show has autism and it was revealed as true last night. In this lj I also sound like an aspie deprivied of risperidone.

There you go. enjoy. If the phone rings during Boston Legal again, I will shoot.

Im going make cakes :D and work out how to hack my brothers phone to take pictures XD (ive already learnt to hack his emails and two myspaces so it shouldnt be too hard XD)

mmmmmmmmm geeks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM52hmBZgzw
QI is AWESOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPz2JsbUk

I should blog more. I dont care. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHO IS THIS?

GOD THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA LOOK LIKE IF I WAS MALE

also i REALLY want to dance. REALLLLLY BAD.

Im very ill but yesterday made me very happy. Firstly cos its was the 15th :D xxx and secondly cos I had lots of fun out last night. We had a massive Wall-E SPAZ that lasted about 15 minutes of touching the cardboard statue in Gamestation. Im so stalking Woolworths soon for mini versions of him :D I cant wait for Friday now EVEN MORE. The Waterstones porn section is dissapointing. Except for the gay white unicorn who has a cereal with his face on it and the random book which said "my mother and my girlfriend are lovers" Trying to form a queue outside the bar academy when hundreds of disillusioned kids seeing Death Cab For Cutie queuing for the main room is ridiculously difficult. GUARDS LIKE HAVING SEXY TIME WITH MARMITE. Ceiling Frederick is watching you masterbate. esp in bar academy toilets, he hangs out there alot (3 times in like 5 mins to be exact) and touches men in the chest.



Oh cos they where perfectly fine all the dates up to birmingham on the tour. must of heard about the sex cinema.

They deserve a drabble (made with http://prillalar.com/drabbles/)

The Vivacious Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Ben and Liam went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Ben hit Liam in his hand with a big graceful iceball. It hurt a lot, but Ben kissed it silently and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really energetic snow man!" Ben said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Liam said. "That would be more fast and politically correct."

"I know," Ben said. "We can make a snow horse. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up awkwardly and made a wet snow horse. Ben put on a ribbon for the face. The horse was almost as big as Liam.

"It looks abundant," Ben said repeatedly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Liam said and held up a scattered sword. "I found this on a bed." He put the sword onto the horse's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the horse, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a sel getting raped by late of the pier.

Liam screamed truthfully and ran but the snow horse chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow horse kissed him deliberately.

"Nobody does that to my little Husky Cheese," Ben screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow horse through the lip. It fell down and Ben kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Liam said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The sword lay in the yard until a curious child picked it up and took it home.

beaaaautiful. this has took an from 8:17-9:53 XD