The Mathematics Of Chaos

aspienoodles @ 2009-12-06T00:49:00

2009-12-06T00:49:14Z

so many injokes XD

ανяιℓ ✩ says (00:35):
boooooored
tell me a story
Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:35):
real or made up? XD

ανяιℓ ✩ says (00:35):
any

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:37):
one day clive the plant and his brother bertrand were doing plant stuff
when suddenly

ανяιℓ ✩ says (00:37):
:O
Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:37):
bertrand gets kidnapped

ανяιℓ ✩ says (00:37):
noooo

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:37):
by a supervillain called mr dust

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:38):
mr dust vanished in.... well dust
clive was sad
he then noticed a trail of glitter that mr dust had left behind and started to follow it

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:39):
it lead to a big unworldly place called castle donnington
clive was scared of this place but kept on as he needed to save bertrand

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:40):
bertrand in the meanwhile was being subject to reverse photosynthesis and the dog from the andrex advert telling him he isnt aloe vera enough to make tissues

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:41):
clive was seconds from giving up but then a nice shelf called woody helped him

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:42):
woody had seen dust take clive to a cave
woody and clive went on and found dust and clive
there ensued an epic battle
dust sent out foz to attack woody
but foz ended up romancing the shelf instead

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:43):
it was up to clive to free bertrand
clive summoned lots of bees with his delightful flowerz

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:44):
and mr dust got stuck in all their honey
being dusty, he couldnt escape from the honey
clive got bertrand and they ran

Zebrai panasus i arklius, devincius pizamas says (00:45):
2 weeks later they attended fozzies and woodys wedding
the end#
totaaly true story

aspienoodles @ 2009-12-04T18:03:00

2009-12-04T18:03:39Z

There is 200 meiows in 200 Meaiouws. Yes i counted.

aspienoodles @ 2009-11-09T18:55:00

2009-11-09T19:17:00Z

1. If you could pick any pokemon (excluding legendaries) which pokemon would you like to start with?
excluding spinda probs trapinch or bagon :P

2. Which pokemon would like to be your companion/mascot/sidekick? (Ex. Ash's Pickachu)
SPINDASPINDASPINDASPINDA

i dont care if it is normal type, all its stats are the same, and has low hp. its AWESOME.

3. Would you want to be a pokemon master, coordinator, breeder, gym leader, researcher, etc?
reseacher/gym leader. Id set up a gym in Fallarbor town and when im not battling will help prof cozmo research :D

4. What city would you want to be from?
do you know to the right of Fallarbor with the ash falling from the sky and there is a little indent in a cave which you can use secret power on? THERE.

5. Which pokemon would you like to ride to travel across the land?
Rapidash :3

6. Which pokemon would you like to ride to cross a body of water?
Octillery :3

7. Which pokemon would you like to ride through the sky on?
Drifblim, or flygon, or salamence

8. Where would you like to journey to?
Everywhere! deffo go frequently to Artisan Cave.

9. How would you use certain pokemon in your daily life? (Ex. Miltank for dairy)
Chansey, to bring happiness to other pokemons :3

10. Which pokemon would be the most useful to your education/employment/well-being?
I just wanna point out here that i adore most dual type ghost pokemon. drifloon, froslass, rotom, sableye etc. i suppose they could spy on things and give me answers :P spinda for cuddles and happy times obvz.

aspienoodles @ 2009-10-24T21:58:00

2009-10-24T21:29:47Z

I want a friendship/partnership like theirs.
They worked SO well together, its amazing to be able to have such a great understanding of someone else and to be able to know exactly what the other is thinking or needing without even having to commuincate sometimes. Im sad they fell out in the end and never got the chance to reconcile. I wish I had Brians brain and Peters warmth.

ONE

2009-10-23T11:05:44Z

OMG ARE YOU EXCITED KIDS? NUMMER EINS!

Does anyone even know this song? I doubt it. But its AMAZING.

Lyrics:

She's a gambler spinning wheels,
A poison victim but look of steel.
The coldest hearts you've ever felt,
The coldest hands you've ever held.

Taking down, on your way.
A million miles, still no headway.
As I learn to live long,
In a mind I'm proud to roam.

She's elusive and I'm awake,
You're finally real, there's nothing fake.
A mystery now to me and you,
Open my eyes and I'm next to you.
She said my destiny lies in the hands that set me free.

A reckless night, she hears me breathe,
Cursing the sky at this company.
They lost the wisdom deep inside,
When bitterness shows it's side.

If it's true, I am doomed,
What more is there to hold on to?
A strand of her hair is all I own,
A gift to me, this sorry soul.

She's elusive and I'm awake,
You're finally real, there's nothing fake.
A mystery now to me and you,
Open my eyes and I'm next to you.
She said my destiny lies in the hands that set me free.

The sun in sails, and this ain't right.
There's more to her than meets the eye.
She comes and goes at any time,
Back in my head at another time.

She's elusive and I'm awake,
You're finally real, there's nothing fake.
A mystery now to me and you,
Open my eyes and I'm next to you.
She said my destiny lies in the hands that set me free

Recommended Listening: Passing Stranger

Two

2009-10-23T11:00:53Z

NUMMER ZWEI

One of my fav bands of the entire decade. Even though I only have listened to the first ep and album. The only band where you could have 3 guitarists and still the bass is stronger than them all XD

Recommended Listening: All Roads To Fault EP, I am Connecting Flight

Three

2009-10-23T10:54:14Z

NUMMER DREI:

Im doing the whole list now cos ive just realised I wont have time in the next week.

I think its beautiful :3

Recommended Listening: Blood Sucking Jaws, Riverside, Late For The Devil

Four

2009-10-23T10:47:08Z

NUMMBER VIER:

(better quality version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YVBwPTrWJQ listen to that one)

Taking a break from depressing songs (wtf is wrong with me XD) But this song is just too infectious to miss out. Makes me instantly happy :D

Recommended Listening: Ladyflash, Junior Kickstart, We Just Won't Be Defeated

Five

2009-10-23T10:37:32Z

NUMMBER FUNF

The ultimate loneliness song imo <3

Recommended Listening: Lovesongs On Casio, Beautiful To Watch, Turn It Back.

aspienoodles @ 2009-10-23T10:25:00

2009-10-23T09:51:13Z

Before I continue the list I have to let out some RAGE. Question Time last night. Everybody knows Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, was on it. Everybody knows that the BNP are horrible fucking bastards. Luckily he tripped himself up over and over again on polices and contradictions. But what makes me rage the most is my dad of all people said to me "I am a fan of Nick Griffin and the BNP" WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DAD. You are for a party that is anti-semetic, anti-islamic, homophobic, racist, sexist, anti-anyone who isnt an indigenous christian caucasian? He went on to say that immigrants shouldnt be allowed in this country and that the BNP are totally right. Oh yeah great, its only your daughter who loves an eastern european who will come to this country soon. Its only your daughter who is mixed race with jewish, israeli, indian, german, russian, irish, spanish blood who if her family didnt come to england they would of been killed. Its only your daughter who is about as straight as dale winton on a sunbed. Just what. The sooner we get this illegal *party* out of here, the better. Then they can stop brainwashing people and theyll learn that being right wing extremists IS NOT OKAY.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2009/10/23/bnp-leader-nick-griffin-flounders-in-front-of-question-time-audience-as-protesters-riot-outside-tv-studios-86908-21767316/

Seven

2009-10-21T17:17:58Z

NUMMER SIEBEN

Cheery death songs ftw

Reccomeded Listening: Pwnd, Lamb and the Lion

Eight

2009-10-21T17:01:19Z

NUMMER ACHT

COS SIN WAVE.SIN WAVE. SIN WAVE. SIN WAVE.

Recommended Listening: Dearth, Brazil Is Here!, Any demos.

Nine

2009-10-19T15:55:14Z

NUMMER NEUN

Sexy and so so lost. perfect.

Recommended Listening: The Gypsy King, The Libertine.

Ten

2009-10-18T21:15:49Z

Making a ten best songs of the decade list. a few points:

I cant remember anything before 2004.
Ill probs change my mind next month.
You will probs call me a loser after it all XD

NUMMER ZEHN

IF YOU DONT KNOW THE STUFF BEFORE 2006, THEN I FLAIL AT YOU. Love the energy, the feel, and the noooooise. Better than the stuff theyre doing now WHAT HAPPENED.

Recommended listening: Change/Return/Success

aspienoodles @ 2009-10-11T20:15:00

2009-10-11T19:22:23Z

THE GAYEST BAND EVER. MY GOD DO I WANT THEM TO REFORM. FUCKING REFORM ALREADY. DO IT. COME ON. 5 YEARS WITHOUT THEIR MUSIC. DIABOLICAL.

aspienoodles @ 2009-10-07T22:16:00

2009-10-07T21:22:09Z

noone will get it

aspienoodles @ 2009-10-03T21:01:00

2009-10-03T20:03:26Z

i made an update to my page LOL

aspienoodles @ 2009-09-19T13:20:00

2009-09-19T12:27:01Z

Hahaha this is fun

aspienoodles @ 2009-09-15T20:41:00

2009-09-15T19:47:31Z

awesome guilty pleasure is awesome

aspienoodles @ 2009-09-08T22:05:00

2009-09-08T21:07:27Z

i actually put up my germany pics FINALLY. and some from today on teh facespazzbook.

aspienoodles @ 2009-08-29T18:50:00

2009-08-29T17:51:33Z

J League Football makes me wanna read shounen ai

aspienoodles @ 2009-08-25T16:58:00

2009-08-25T16:01:06Z

Backkkkk. I hate Birmingham WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Report coming as soon as my brother stops stealing the camera.

I am now the owner of several pokemon games and is playing about 4 at once. Here is a list of my 3 fav ones:

1. Gold

Gold wins at life. srsly. Starter pokemon that dont totally suck. A pokedex full of awesomeness (octillery, chinchou, corsola, mareep, etc) probs my fav pokedex. 16 gyms instead of 8. More things to do after the league than any other game. The most beautiful legendary pokemon everrr Ho-oh. The fact you can catch both legendaries from gold and sliver in both games (unlike ruby/sapphire, pearl/diamond) The game is so different from the others in its features, most arent in any other game. Basically I will sex this game til the end of time.

2. Emerald

I like this game more than Pearl, despite that every Pokemon game on DS is awesome cos of the technology updates etc. Its is possibly the only game where I find the grass pokemon bearable *shock*. Treecko and Breloom are massive parts of my current Emerald team. You can get both pokedexs of Sapphire and Ruby here which is great because I love Mawile and Zangoose and I never had Ruby til today. Wally is the cutest thing ever, he is my in-game bf XD A rival that doesnt actually piss me off. Latios/Latias are so so amazing. The battle tower is actually worthwhile unlike others. AND SPINDA IS IN HERE.

3. Pearl

So so many legendaries. Cresselia is gorgeous, a deffo for future cosplay. The migration from older games using the slot is one of my fav things about the game. The swarm girl is really cute too, likes me better than her brother XD A great pokedex (drifloon, froslass, rotom etc). I dont like the contests as much as the previous generation but they are more interactive and I do like the fact you can contest with gym leaders after the league. So many Tms = YAY. More Hms = BOO. Piplup is the best starter pokemon in all the games, I did breed it til I got a girl one I liked it that much XD. The technology is great, these kind of updates in the new Gold game would make my life.

Brief and crap but yes

aspienoodles @ 2009-08-18T16:14:00

2009-08-18T15:22:51Z

In approx 40h ill be going to these places :D

BRB

aspienoodles @ 2009-08-05T15:29:00

2009-08-05T14:43:27Z

Im currently eating the printer link cable. yum.

A couple of things:
I keep having dreams about getting glomped by random musicians XD
I love the word glomp.
My Renge outift is complete :D just waiting on a accessory from Hong Kong.
I love Yotsuba :D http://www.mangafox.com/manga/yotsuba/c005/10.html shes like me as a child :3 :D
Theres a 50-50 chance Ill have a Darkrai by the end of today :D
Going to see Ice Age in about half an hour.

I think I just bit through the cable, I can taste metal. Oh dear.

aspienoodles @ 2009-08-02T14:33:00

2009-08-02T14:01:21Z

LETS UPDATE

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DANANANANAYKROYD!DANANANANAYKROYD!

saw them in the Vibe Bar? some random room next to 93ft East down a scary looking Brick Lane. DUNCAN TOOK MY HAND AND PLAYED HIS GUITAR WITH IT OMG. Calum hugged everyone again. I fell on the stage way too many times to remember. IT WAS GREAT. cant wait til Octoberrrrr.

Ive been spending lots of nights staying up til 2-3 with my brother watching crap. In this time we managed to rebrand peanut butter, create our own manga, set up a club called GAY FOR CHAPATI/ (which I totally am) GINGER FOR KAORU (jbdohdfofpoeeqp kaoruuuu). Tbh im ginger for chapati and gay for Kaoru aswell. I mean come on:

ID LAP THAT UP LIKE A BASTARD.

Im going as Renge to the Expo in October. Ive got the otaku down all i need now is a big bow XD

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POCKY

concluding.